american graffiti

It only took me one night to realize if brains were dynamite you couldn’t blow your nose

My table, no
mine
Chemistry’s too interesting
When I could be in bed?!

Oh, no, not me. Not old Carol. The night is young and I’m not hittin’ the rack till I get a little action.

Colin is gay
Gordon loves sheep
What about Jonathan?
Honestly, uh, I’m, uh leaning towards anyone

She spoke to me, she spoke to me right through the window. I think she said I love you…That means nothing to you people?…You have no romance, no soul?…Someone wants me. Someone roaming the streets wants me.

How does it feel to be standing over there?
Up against the young bucks

Cla Crunk

Your car is uglier than I am!

Rock and roll’s been going down hill
ever since Buddy Holly died
NSA is watching
Stand by for justice!
We’re Americans, and we’re gonna do democracy
Bootleg
Bootstrap
Dogma
Oh baby!

Yeah, I’ll die soon, then it’ll all be over

Forget about Rachel, Danny
Never shag an Essex bloke

You would, you grungy little twirp.

Do you want to end up like John? You just can’t stay 17 forever!
Hey, Kroot! Why don’t you go kiss a duck?

Don’t look Da Da Da Down
I’m batman
I have become death destroyer of worlds

A double Chubby-Chuck, a chili-barb, two orders of French fries

and literally millions of jellyfish