The old man with a twisted hand had worked in the lighthouse since he was twenty-three and his hand was not twisted. He had not been twenty-three for quite some time and his left hand had been straight and untwisted for most of his life, but he would still always be known as the old man with the twisted hand. His left thumb had been twisted to the other side of his hand when a sixty-foot sea snake crushed it on the lip of its cave. Everyone in Brightview knew about the snake, but few had ever seen it, and the old man with a twisted hand was one of those few.
The way he tells it, he was just standing around, minding his own damn business. When out of nowhere comes this giant, well I thought it was a sea monster, a basilisk or somethin’ but it’s got no fangs. I was just leaning against the edge of this cave. Like this, see. He leans against his mantle to show you how he was leaning. And this thing, well it was only ‘bout ten feet away, and that’s shorter than it is long, mind you. I can see it’s heading somewhere cause it’s big head’s moving up and down the beach like it’s lost somethin’ precious. He juts out his chin and scans his audience from one side to the other to show you exactly how that big ol’ snake looked up and down the beach. And it don’t even look at me twice before it’s barreling straight towards me.
This is always where the old man with the twisted hand pauses to sip his drink, usually some type of whiskey with the label scraped off for the benefit of the kids who come to see him. This is where he fixes you with colorless eyes as tight as he can.
Now if you think that just ‘cause it’s a snake means it’s slow, then you’d be dead wrong. And if you think you’d have time to get out of its way, then you’d be dead. And he doesn’t have to raise his left hand to show you that that’s true.